9.19.2006
MINDFLAYER EATS TUTS BRAIN IN: 3 RNDS
Okay, Tut runs over to the Mind Flayer. But it's too crazy, he's just all over the place! Schmektor runs over there too. Schmektor, looks like one of those blogrolls was your saving throw, or lack thereof.
So you been Psionic Blasted. Schmektor, with your IQ and WI, you get Confused. That means every round, roll a d4. 1: do nothing, 2: attack a friend, 3: attack a foe, 4: run away screaming. There are bugs in your brain. Makes Schmektor want to SMASH.
Everyone else gotta roll saves too... Tut, okay, Saved. If you post without a save, I'll assume you opt to fail.
Tut, the Mind Flayer materializes right in front of you. You get that hit in, but then... the Mind Flayer tries to eat your brain!
Tentacles all in your face. Tut, you've got limited usefullness now. No attacking. Three rounds to live before the tentacles reach your brain. Good luck there. Let's see how effective the rest of the party can be in helping you.
...
Meanwhile, Moth, you turn the flamethrower on ZOM-G and Magic Missile the Mindflayer. As you're 3rd level Magic-User, you get two missiles, each with a 5% chance of doing dmg due to the Mind Flayer (space in name is optional, apparently). Roll it.
You burn up ZOM-G's sweater. He replies:
DOOD
THAT WASNT COOL
Y DID U DO THAT??!!!@@!
THAT WAS MY SWETER
NOW ITS ON FIRE
AND TOTALLY RECKED
HOW COULD U DO IT
THAT WAS FROM MY MOM
MY MOM GAVE ME THAT SWETTER
NOW SHES DEAD
BUT I GUESS U COULDNT KNOW THAT
BUT U DIDNT HALF 2B A DICK
AND BURN IT ALLUP
BUT U DID
NOW I GOT NOTHIN
NO MORE SWTTER ITS JUST ON FIRE
THAT SUX
U SUX
THX ALOT
4 RECKING MY FAVRITE SWETTER
UNBELIEBABLE
MY DEAD MOM GAVE IT 2 ME
ON MY BDAY
I WZ HAPPY
IT WAS NICE
YOU JUST BURNED IT
NOW ITS MY TURN
IM GONNA HOSE U SO BADD
U GONNA LOSE MOAR THAN A SWETTER
IM GONNA MAKE U WISH U NEVAR HAD A MOM
ZOM-G spends round 2 running after Moth. Moth, in round 3, prepare to take it REAL HARD and 'wish you never had a mom', whatever that means.
So you been Psionic Blasted. Schmektor, with your IQ and WI, you get Confused. That means every round, roll a d4. 1: do nothing, 2: attack a friend, 3: attack a foe, 4: run away screaming. There are bugs in your brain. Makes Schmektor want to SMASH.
Everyone else gotta roll saves too... Tut, okay, Saved. If you post without a save, I'll assume you opt to fail.
Tut, the Mind Flayer materializes right in front of you. You get that hit in, but then... the Mind Flayer tries to eat your brain!
Tentacles all in your face. Tut, you've got limited usefullness now. No attacking. Three rounds to live before the tentacles reach your brain. Good luck there. Let's see how effective the rest of the party can be in helping you.
...
Meanwhile, Moth, you turn the flamethrower on ZOM-G and Magic Missile the Mindflayer. As you're 3rd level Magic-User, you get two missiles, each with a 5% chance of doing dmg due to the Mind Flayer (space in name is optional, apparently). Roll it.
You burn up ZOM-G's sweater. He replies:
DOOD
THAT WASNT COOL
Y DID U DO THAT??!!!@@!
THAT WAS MY SWETER
NOW ITS ON FIRE
AND TOTALLY RECKED
HOW COULD U DO IT
THAT WAS FROM MY MOM
MY MOM GAVE ME THAT SWETTER
NOW SHES DEAD
BUT I GUESS U COULDNT KNOW THAT
BUT U DIDNT HALF 2B A DICK
AND BURN IT ALLUP
BUT U DID
NOW I GOT NOTHIN
NO MORE SWTTER ITS JUST ON FIRE
THAT SUX
U SUX
THX ALOT
4 RECKING MY FAVRITE SWETTER
UNBELIEBABLE
MY DEAD MOM GAVE IT 2 ME
ON MY BDAY
I WZ HAPPY
IT WAS NICE
YOU JUST BURNED IT
NOW ITS MY TURN
IM GONNA HOSE U SO BADD
U GONNA LOSE MOAR THAN A SWETTER
IM GONNA MAKE U WISH U NEVAR HAD A MOM
ZOM-G spends round 2 running after Moth. Moth, in round 3, prepare to take it REAL HARD and 'wish you never had a mom', whatever that means.
