Master Meeks
Look at that teamwork. The one door Marivhon can't pick, and Dave FoO smashes it down.
First, searching the area... you find a small golden key in the corner of the hexagonal room that wasn't there before. The runes, Marivhon? You're not an expert in the right skills far as I can see, sorry pal.
The Archives are... unusual. Each is a large room, say 30' by 50', completely empty except for two things. Each has a large computer terminal and monitor, currently off, against the back wall. Each also has a large (5' x 5') solid glass box with a small golden lock, containing one book. Dave FoO, in each of the four rooms, the box, lock, and book all radiate magic.
The titles of the books are:
Literature: "The Book of Bad Dreams"
History: "The Book of Familiar Places"
Sorcery: "10 Pretty Good Spells: A Spellbook by Master Claude"
Private: "The Book of Clay"
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The Main Stacks are even more unusual. The double doors open freely, opening into a mammoth chamber full of empty bookshelves. At the back of the room is a massive semi-circular desk, surrounding a mountain of a man. Literally. The 'man' must be ten feet tall, and grossly fat, easiy five feet wide. Horribly green in spots, diseased in spots, and mostly pale, the room stinks of filth.
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Hmm? What's this? Who's there? I smell men. Come closer, so that Master Meeks can better see you."