Master Gregory Vrill, MPG: Well, hmm. Look who's blogging. Still playing your little dungeons and dragons game I see. While I do all the work and save the goddamn world.

Pretty typical.

Look, I don't have all day to circle jerk like some people. So let me come to the point. Please, please, for the love of god and Grito, don't come into the mirror world. Just let me save the world. If you come in, you're going to fuck things all up, like usual. Was that too long a post? Let me give you the executive summary:

DEAR SHORT BUS,
GTFO

THX, GV


Seriously, I know you're PCs and want to be heroes and everything. Haven't you been heroic enough, killing the King of Greyhelm, his family, not to mention my wife and dogs and the mayor of Grito? Not exactly a stunning resume.

I mean, come on. You're friends with a Knight of Armek! The enemy! Or did you forget that those guys killed everyone? Haven't you seen any TV shows at all, or Die Hard or anything? He's going to turn on you and mess it all up at the last minute. I know how your downy DM works- I totally called that otyugh thing- and it's just going to be a mess.

Go back to your farm. Please.

Well, you being PCs, I'm sure you didn't have the attention span to read all this. So let me add one last point. New guys? Low level, low hp guys? Like 'Moth', who-only-has-18-hp-according-to-his-publically-available-character-sheet?

I'M AN 11TH LEVEL MAGIC-USER.
LOOK UP 'CLOUDKILL'
LOOK UP '11D4+11' CONE OF COLD
LOOK UP '10D6' FIREBALL
LOOK UP 'STONESKIN'

ASK YOURSELF: IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?


Well, gotta get back to my adventures here. Sigh, I'm sure I'll be seeing you soon. Douches.

Sincerely,
Master Gregory Vrill, MPG
Mage
Master of the GREYHELM Potion Guild  ¶ 11:43 PM