Marivhon
"Hey Brogg Dave has en extra Mace +1 and it's blunt."
con check eh...an 8. Hrm is it like a natural poison sort of thing? I am a monk.
ah well I get sick. Well I do some breathing exercises and try to calm myself down with my yoga skill before these things get into melee. I get a 5 on a d20 for a check to chill out on the sick.
"Hey Tut, you may want to look around for some plant defoliant in here it might help with the big plant looking guys."
I'll wait until it's fight time then fuck up the gardener, or let him fuck me up cause I got a 1. Not such a great start.
"You are one ugly fucking dude. Wow."