King Tut
I'll read
The Good Son too, with Schmektor.
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Good Son
I look for a better hiding place than under the bed, that's the first place everyone looks. If I can't find anything good, I'll stand behind the door, so when it opens I good get a good cheap shot in.
I yell downstairs to my dad that I love him and I'll take care of the family.
Then I take a few minutes and see if I can gather any sort of weaponry (even a heavy lamp or something) or armor (maybe wrapping a blanket around my arm).
Then I'll just stay there very quietly like I was told.