King Tut

I pretend that my shield is a skateboard and I bust out a fat handplant on a make believe half-pipe.
By the way, mad props to DFoo for his work with the links, very subtle, and very cool. Hotness.
"
Loose and lively
sweatin no checks, sweatin no chicks
flexin for the pix
flash pop
take a photo
prodigal, integral, reciprocal
grammatical, mathmatical, navigational
Range Roveral
Cuff links, golf links, 401K
a nice little life
a nice little housewife
just want me the steady life."
You know how this has to go
. Spark up the buzzsaw. What's Greyhelm's tax rate on looted items, non-magical and magical?
To the mindflayer: "I want to know more about your plans before I turn you into a nice steamed calamari appetizer."