King Tut
"What exactly happened here Meeks? We know that some people were trying to build an army to fight against the Knights with. It looks like something went wrong. What were you trying to build, and how and why did it go wrong, and result in this?"
"Why do you say that to go further is to invite it on ourselves? We've already entered, cleared out the Workshop, and left, so we can leave at any time and return to the normal world."
"Why aren't you (un)dead or insane yet? The HP was loony, the gardener was undead, and Chef Danza was both I think. Too bad, he seemed like a good cook."
"Tell us more about what's upstairs, what is up there?"