"Well that's an undignified end to the mighty King of Greyhelm. There's an obvious metaphor there, wouldn't you say? Ha ha ha."
"Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed your little tour of Castle Greyhelm. I've done some redecorating, and it seems you've had some fun killing off the people who once ruled your land. Well done. But now it's time you die!"
"ZOM-G! Defeat these losers while I feast on their brains!"
The Mindflayer begins dimension dooring around the room, in an annoyingly successful attempt to prevent you from hitting him. As he says his last words, he motions to the Knight of Armek and starts pressing something on a wrist computer he wears.
You get a good look at the Knight of Armek, who's just standing around looking bored. He carries a giant chainsaw sword, like before, except this one seems a little 'augmented'. It's got some blue glowing neon lights underneath and a giant spoiler on the base. There's a sticker that says VTEC PWR on the side of the blade.
Like the other KoAs you've seen, he's a bit small (four and a half feet), and just a clunky walking suit of platemail. Except his helmet's a bit too big and kind of wobbles around, and he's wearing a green knit shawl around his shoulders and back.
As the Mindflayer bounces around pressing buttons, nothing happens. Then, the Knight speaks! The Knight says to you:
>HEY THER
>U GOT YURI PRNS??
The Mindflayer stops bouncing around. "Oh hell, not this again." He looks carefully at his wrist computer. "Who made this goddamn thing, midgets? How are you supposed to..." He presses some more buttons. Finally, ZOM-G hefts his chainsaw sword, starts it up, and steps into melee, saying:
> BITCHES DONT EVEN KNO MY CHAINSAW
> ITS ON
The Mindflayer laughs heartily and starts dimension dooring around again. He begins to tell you of his master plans: "Yes, those fools brought me here from the Mind Flayer world, in hopes of defeating Croatius's machines! But little did they..." then ZOM-G cuts him off, apparently feeling the John Romeo magic in the air:
ZOM-G
4 FREE
GOTS RAPS
PLENTY
MANY
HP
…
LIKE THE DMG
MY BRAIN
INSANE
LIKE SNAKES
ON A PLANE
MY REIGN
BECAME
AN IMPERIAL
FLAME
MY WORDS
LIKE KURDS
ABSURDS
UNHEARDS
HOT BIRDS
IN HERDS
U STINK
AN EAT TURDS
GOT:
-CHICKS
-HOT LICKS
-SWEET KICKS
-KNICKS TIX
ZOM:
-FLEX
-GET CHECKS
-HAVE SEX
-BREAK NECKS
MY HOES
HAVE FROS
AND FINE
CORNROWS
THEY CHOSE
THIS BROS
NOT YOU-
“OH NOES!!1”
THEY FREAK
UNIQUE
THEY SQUEAK
MY PEAK
IM
MAJESTIQUE
AND
CODE COMPLETE
WORD
ZOM-G
FOUND
BRAND NEW
SOUND
IN THE
UNDERGROUND
…
KICKS POUND 4 POUND
IM KING
OF BLING
OR SO
THEY SING
THE RAPS
I BRING
TURN SNOW
TO SPRING
MY RHYMES
R FIRST
YOUR BEATS
R CURSED
YOUR RHYMES
THE WORST
JUST LIKE
FRED DURST
MY RHYMES
ROMANCE
YOUR RHYMES
FROM FRANCE
THESE PANTS
CAN DANCE
SO TAKE
A CHANCE
PERMISSION
TO DOCK
I ROCK
CAPS LOCK
FROM TICK
TO TOCK
SHOULDA BROUGHT
MY GLOCK
MY SHOES
MAKE NEWS
NO EXCUSE
4 YOUS
ME FIRST
U DEUCE
I WIN
U LOSE
