9.14.2006
Eat Shit And Die
Wow, you really did have two Dispels memorized. You know what? The mages here in Greyhelm were right... it really is a pretty good spell. And quite the turnaround now:
Marivhon: 17
Moth: 17
Renwick: 7
Tut: 20
No shit. Well, actually, the three of you look down in disgust and horror at your hands and platters. TWO saves vs. poison for each of you. Except you, Marivhon, I guess you're used to this kind of... shit.
For each save you miss, you're at -2 (cumulative) to everything and take 6 hp damage.
...
"You wrecked my party," whines the Queen. "You STINK."
She hefts her sceptre, surrounding her massive bulk with a shimmering field. She then gets all "Empire Strikes Back" Darth Vader on you Dave FoO, telekinesing all sorts of cutlerly, platters, and 'foodstuffs' your way. Save vs. Breath Weapon there FoO, for half: 25 or 12 hp damage.
Renwick keeps stuffing his face, clearly in a daze. His body begins to reject the rancid detritus, and he keeps eating despite vomiting up all over himself and his plate.
Marivhon: 17
Moth: 17
Renwick: 7
Tut: 20
No shit. Well, actually, the three of you look down in disgust and horror at your hands and platters. TWO saves vs. poison for each of you. Except you, Marivhon, I guess you're used to this kind of... shit.
For each save you miss, you're at -2 (cumulative) to everything and take 6 hp damage.
...
"You wrecked my party," whines the Queen. "You STINK."
She hefts her sceptre, surrounding her massive bulk with a shimmering field. She then gets all "Empire Strikes Back" Darth Vader on you Dave FoO, telekinesing all sorts of cutlerly, platters, and 'foodstuffs' your way. Save vs. Breath Weapon there FoO, for half: 25 or 12 hp damage.
Renwick keeps stuffing his face, clearly in a daze. His body begins to reject the rancid detritus, and he keeps eating despite vomiting up all over himself and his plate.
