Dave, Fist of Odin Hey Greg - how you doing?

Hey - good job finding the level lever. Levels are fun, aren't they?

Look - we're trying to get out of this fucking tower. I dunno about your little plans - if you are saving the world and shit, props to you, I suppose - we just want to get out of here.

I'm out of whiskey, see?

Hopefully we can resolve our issues politically, instead of with violence. God knows that's what I'm all about.

Anyway - I suspect irony's lost on you, and it's not really my strong suit, so I'll just ask you to try not to be as much of a douchebag in the future - or rather, a complete and utter cockmongering douchebag. And please - if you've got to get all up in our grill, like you were part of our party...

And let's just stop for a minute and think about you as part of our little group, since you're posting on the party's site. Ha!

... anyway. If you MUST post here, please don't use initials. When you write GTFO, you look like a prepubescent teenage girl. Really - 11th level mage? I guess not being a complete and utter cockmongering douchebag twat-lizard isn't an intelligence-based skill.

You're also too big of a complete and utter cockmongering douchebag twat-lizard cum-goblin to rap, so I won't even ask.

Anyway. See you soon, buddy!

-Dave, Fist of Odin  ¶ 6:43 AM