Dave, Fist of Odin:
BR 13 saves.
Hey - I've got a a question. Does MR affect gear the critter's wearing? Here's the thing - I want to get that computer off the Mind Flayer. Option one is to cast Dispel, but if there's ony a 5% chance - forget it. If I can do a targeted dispel on the computer though - ignore the stuff below; that's what I do.
Option two is just to smash it, but I suspect that won't work well, either.
It seems like Moth's keeping the KoA busy for a little bit:
Zom-G the robot
Where did you get a mother?
From the Quik-E mart?
Not so much of a rap this time as a little bit of Haiku. Quik-E mart's natural, right?
Anyway. I kinda look over at Marivhon, and go for option three. I want to go up to the Mind Flayer and fuck with his shit - maybe grab him, or push him over - help Marivhon stun the guy, or grab the wrist computer thing, or whatever. I figure, I'm kind of a big guy, good at clobbering, not so good at trixy fightin' moves. Monks are good at that stuff, though - so there it is!
Do you need some rolls here?
To hit: BR 18. That hits AC -2 for me, with no bonuses.
ST? 13. Makes it.
DX? 4. Makes it.
And . . . what, maybe an IN or a WS to try and get the MF into position? BR 8 - makes either one.
Hey Squiddo
You a bad MF
But I'm here representin'
Your horrible death
You might think you got us pwnnd
You might think our brains uncovered
But I gotsta tell you suxxord
Here, you facin' you death
Now that Zom-G
He's hella Nas-T
Mom from the Quik-E
But he ain't gonna win
Just watch the T-V
And you gonna C-ME
An all my POSS-E
Gots the malicious Grin
Your death be GOR-E
And Hella BLUD-E
Cuz we gots THE-KEY
Gonna cut throgh your skin
We rock your BOD-E
And get all SCAR-E
Break you motherfuckIN-KNEE
From Dave, Fist of O-DIN!
(who he say? Fist of Odin!)
And all WE make you SEE
That you lose when we win!