Dave, Fist of Odin
Locked doors? I'm wearing a heavy suit of armor, I've got a decent strength, and three magical maces. Now, I CAN read, sure - I just, you know, DON'T. Other people in the party want to read - and more power to them.
Me, I like to clobber things. I get to work on the doors. I'll start with History, then Sorcery, then Private, then Literature. My strength is a 15, and if a shoulder rush doesn't take the doors down I start bashing them with my maces.