Brogg:
Damn guys, don't eat poo. That's nasty.
Hey
Dungeon Master, 'twizzle' means 'two'. As in: I hit AC:2 last attack. That's 12 hizzle pizzles off Queenie.
Anyway, this is my two attack round, where Grisbane really dishes out the love. BRs:12,11. That's two hits for 11 and 14 points, respectively.
Hey Queen, you are what you eat!
Next round, more broadsword! BR:16. That's 13 more!