King Tut
I got a 5, so that would pass any scrounge check.
"Otto, why would you want to eat a key? They taste horrible. I have a couple of very nice bottles of wine here that you might like. I don't drink, so I'll be happy to give them to you. I have two quick questions for you: 1) If you aren't using that key, think we could borrow it for a little bit? We can bring it right back in a few hours. 2) Do you remember anything before you became an otyugh? Was there an accident here of some kind?