King Tut
Thanks Schmektor! I gather up my halberds and decorations (lawn gnomes, aprons with funny sayings, etc.) and head for the main room after wiping a tear from my eye over abandoning my lovely pit.
Tut is looking for WMDs. Barrels of flammable oil (it's a kitchen, right?) would do nicely. I'd like to find these, puncture them, and then light the resulting oil slick on fire. Any barrels of oil around?