Brogg:
Hey, great job King Tut.
I suppose I turn back into a Half-orc before our confrontation with the Chef. Geez, I like being an Eagle though... I think it's my totem, or spirit animal or whatever.
Anyway, here's a broadsword for the Chef. BR:3. No, not quite.
Next round, BRs:1 and 8. That 8 hits AC:2 for 13 points. Take that, Boyardee!!!