8.28.2006
Brogg:
Thanks Marivhon!!! I chug the Potion of Speed.
Then I attack BR:17 that's a hit for sure for 7 or 10 points depending on the Strength spell that Renwick cast Hey Renwick do you have another?! Hey pal I would really appreciate it geez Grisbane sure doesn't like golems because I keep hitting I gained another hit point this round so I should be at 22 now come to think of it I guess since everyone is standing around I will attack again BR:7 hmm that will only hit AC:8 or 7 depending on that Strength spell duration damn I wish someone would tell me if I am still strong wait I have it right here in my Player's Handbook yeah that's 6 turns per level so I guess I am still strong and Clay Golems are only AC:7 anyway I checked my Monster Manual so I hit for 11 points that's 21 points of damage this round.
I guess I might as well go for next round too don't forget to add my extra hit point that is 23 now unless that golem hits me my rolls are BRs:8,5 that 8 hits for 10 more points of damage hey I bet I need a heal here!
Just to make things move along I will do my third round of actions too yeah no problem I don't mind it seems like I have extra time on my hands now anyway BRs:13,8 that's two more hits for 10 and 14 points so 24 more points total for my third round assuming I am still alive.
Hey Moth since I have some time I was thinking about telling you about the Church of Grisbane and their views on Chimeras and half-fire elementals or whatever you were talking about you see it all goes back to a famous battle where a half-gnome hero rode a centaur into battle and the gnome was made a Grisbanic saint but the centaur his name was Turf he wasn't made a saint and that caused a split in the Church and since then some Grisbanics have fought to include chimeras in the Church and some have fought to keep them out you know that centaurs are chimeras right It's because a guy can have sex with a horse but it's not going to make a centaur if you know what I mean anyway the whole thing is kind of personal with me because the Elder(s) Grettin and Shettin sort of made me a Contrarian or something and I am leading the fight to keep Chimeras out of the Church and I have a Wand of Deconstruction that can take Chimeras right apart that kicks ass but I don't really know how I feel about the whole thing and besides there is this other guy out there who is like my anti-Contrarian and he is a cheesy Half-Elf-Troll archer named Leuko who is totally going to show up out of the blue and kick my ass someday I know it even though I keep oil and some flaming sword ointment on me at all times hold on this Golem is crazy.
Then I attack BR:17 that's a hit for sure for 7 or 10 points depending on the Strength spell that Renwick cast Hey Renwick do you have another?! Hey pal I would really appreciate it geez Grisbane sure doesn't like golems because I keep hitting I gained another hit point this round so I should be at 22 now come to think of it I guess since everyone is standing around I will attack again BR:7 hmm that will only hit AC:8 or 7 depending on that Strength spell duration damn I wish someone would tell me if I am still strong wait I have it right here in my Player's Handbook yeah that's 6 turns per level so I guess I am still strong and Clay Golems are only AC:7 anyway I checked my Monster Manual so I hit for 11 points that's 21 points of damage this round.
I guess I might as well go for next round too don't forget to add my extra hit point that is 23 now unless that golem hits me my rolls are BRs:8,5 that 8 hits for 10 more points of damage hey I bet I need a heal here!
Just to make things move along I will do my third round of actions too yeah no problem I don't mind it seems like I have extra time on my hands now anyway BRs:13,8 that's two more hits for 10 and 14 points so 24 more points total for my third round assuming I am still alive.
Hey Moth since I have some time I was thinking about telling you about the Church of Grisbane and their views on Chimeras and half-fire elementals or whatever you were talking about you see it all goes back to a famous battle where a half-gnome hero rode a centaur into battle and the gnome was made a Grisbanic saint but the centaur his name was Turf he wasn't made a saint and that caused a split in the Church and since then some Grisbanics have fought to include chimeras in the Church and some have fought to keep them out you know that centaurs are chimeras right It's because a guy can have sex with a horse but it's not going to make a centaur if you know what I mean anyway the whole thing is kind of personal with me because the Elder(s) Grettin and Shettin sort of made me a Contrarian or something and I am leading the fight to keep Chimeras out of the Church and I have a Wand of Deconstruction that can take Chimeras right apart that kicks ass but I don't really know how I feel about the whole thing and besides there is this other guy out there who is like my anti-Contrarian and he is a cheesy Half-Elf-Troll archer named Leuko who is totally going to show up out of the blue and kick my ass someday I know it even though I keep oil and some flaming sword ointment on me at all times hold on this Golem is crazy.
