You Were You're Roab After Washing With Sope And Ty It With A Roap
Wow, look how that shoe thing worked out. Well done. Potions nabbed.
The "+1 roab" is a +1 Robe of Protection. The whole 'roab = robe' thing is a spelling-mistake-related in-joke from our old table top days. Some of us find this funnier than others apparently.