7.13.2006
Stuttering Isn't Funny Guys
Nice Brogg, of the 20 skeletons, 4 of them go on holiday. The skeletons tag you for 4. Dave FoO, skeleton'd for 5 hp. I'm assuming Tut and Renwick are out of melee.
Brogg, the demon is just going about his business making a monster. You walk on over and insist he attack you, so he takes you up on your crit fumb to bitchslap you for 10 hp more. He then tries to Charm you into going away, make a WI modified save vs. Spell, with a +2 bonus since you're in combat.
Hmm, Tut, there's no obvious barrels full of oil, but the demon tailor does seem to have a giant bandsaw for cutting up bodies that he's not currently using. Also, this place is pretty old, so if you wanted to spend a couple rounds and make a couple STR and IQ checks, you might be able to cause a cave-in. Of course, that's sort of non-selective for undead and un-undead, but the former outnumber the latter. Lord Ocho is currently involved in... well, there he goes hitting Marivhon with the Ocho Glaive for 11 more hp dmg. Marivhon, consider that your notification. "Eat-eat-eat my Gl... my Gl... my Gl... my Gl... my Gl... my Gl..." Next round maybe you'll get to hear what he's trying to say.
Speaking of, okay Mar, you do a lot of damage to whasshisface. Schmektor not so much, but at least you hit. Don't forget about your STR bonus to damage, which is... oh right, plus zero. Carry on. And let's just say the cleaver was ID'd. It's the infamous Hatchet Pyrovore, which is +1, +2 vs. fire guys. Or guys on fire, which makes it somewhat more useful. Ocho is neither, being undead. So really, you do 2. Not enough to take his attention from the monk though.
Brogg, the demon is just going about his business making a monster. You walk on over and insist he attack you, so he takes you up on your crit fumb to bitchslap you for 10 hp more. He then tries to Charm you into going away, make a WI modified save vs. Spell, with a +2 bonus since you're in combat.
Hmm, Tut, there's no obvious barrels full of oil, but the demon tailor does seem to have a giant bandsaw for cutting up bodies that he's not currently using. Also, this place is pretty old, so if you wanted to spend a couple rounds and make a couple STR and IQ checks, you might be able to cause a cave-in. Of course, that's sort of non-selective for undead and un-undead, but the former outnumber the latter. Lord Ocho is currently involved in... well, there he goes hitting Marivhon with the Ocho Glaive for 11 more hp dmg. Marivhon, consider that your notification. "Eat-eat-eat my Gl... my Gl... my Gl... my Gl... my Gl... my Gl..." Next round maybe you'll get to hear what he's trying to say.
Speaking of, okay Mar, you do a lot of damage to whasshisface. Schmektor not so much, but at least you hit. Don't forget about your STR bonus to damage, which is... oh right, plus zero. Carry on. And let's just say the cleaver was ID'd. It's the infamous Hatchet Pyrovore, which is +1, +2 vs. fire guys. Or guys on fire, which makes it somewhat more useful. Ocho is neither, being undead. So really, you do 2. Not enough to take his attention from the monk though.
