Marivhon
alright, I roll again to attack. I make a dex check to roll up some of gregolas' "special" pipe tobacco using all my mad skillz. Dex check, nice a 2 that looks like a very nice spliff. I guess I'll have to wait till next round to get it lit and take a toke but in the mean time I try to kick Ocho really hard. I hit ac 10, which prolly doesn't cut the mustard but my joint is rolled.
Next round I'll attack Ocho twice, and dex check to get my spliff lit.
Dex check hrm made by 2, it will get a little hairy there. After I light it I attack with my Halberd.
Well it's really hard to see if I hit or miss there cause I exhale a lot of smoke, so we'll just say that I showed him how to roll and smoke a joint in combat and leave it at that.
This isn't going so well so I'm glad Marivhon is getting lit.