King Tut
I threw dice all over the place! I rolled at 18 to hit, I made cha checks, I made str checks, I made dex checks. I'm just waiting for something to happen! I don't know how many more checks or to hit rolls I need to make to see some kind of result.
Somebody needs to deal with an F'ing bandsaw that rolled an 18 and passed a str and dex check. My targets are caveman, tailor, and ocho, depending on who I can hit.
I feel like an invisible man here.
I'm about to bandsaw myself and roll a new character just so something happens.