King Tut
Cha check: 2 (made by 6).
This bandsaw is pissing me off. Someone's going to get f'ed up. Hope you have healing potions. I'm going to slash up the undead body and then go for the tailor's face. "Fah Fah Fah Q ocho and your tailor buddy. You should have stayed in Korea and kept eating dogs." I didn't know band saws had engines anyway, I thought they were normal saws.
To the PCs: "Why don't we just get out of here and cave the whole place in? O-O-Ocho and his buddy can get sq-sq-squished."