King Tut:
I gather my halberd(s), clean up a bit, and do a quick search of the room (don't want to fall behind, so real quick).
d6: 3
d20 (IQ check): 7, pass
D%: 6
Then I catch up to the rest of the crew.
Dave, Fist of Odin: "Doing pretty well, considering. I don't think your name is unusual at all, where I come from, there are a lot of people named X, [body part] of Y."
Brogg: "Actually I haven't taken the CPA exam yet. Within the next couple of months. I think the exam still exists. I don't think the fed can do much of anything given their lack of control over gasoline prices. Home building hasn't slowed down at all from the numbers I've seen. Those numbers came from the imps. They didn't fight too well but I believe their financial indicator data is sound. The whole Mordenkainen's thing was crap. Real estate is good, but the real money is at the La Badlandsa tour program right when it started...those gusy are printing money now. 'So nice, you must see yes?'. I've never heard of the God of Half-Breeds, but if you have his W-2 I'll take a look. If the business starts blowing up, I'd like to hire your new skeletons as assistants--I can save some money on vision/dental/health insurance, no?"