7.12.2006
Duh-Duh-Destiny
Okay, jug and key taken Marivhon. Brogg, nice work reanimating those guys. Wow you have a big party now.
Up to the Belfry. There's nothing of interest there... except wait! There's Gregory Vrill and his posse coming out of the mage tower!
Vrill looks at the portcullis and the blue safety shield. "Shit! Those dumb adventurers... now we're all trapped inside here. Well that's just fucking BRILLIANT." Vrill spots you above and flips you off, shaking his head in disgust.
"WAY TO GO MORONS," he yells up. "WELL I'VE GOT THE FIRST GOLD KEY. SEE YOU INSIDE YOU SAD SACKS OF SHIT." He does a double take and squints up at the belfry. "Wow there's a lot of them up there. Well, as I've always said, I prefer QUALITY over QUANTITY, heh heh. Anyway guys, let's go wrap up this module." He holds up a gold key, and heads over to Castle Greyhelm with his five other adventuring pals. In they go.
...
You race down there to try to kick his ass and steal his key, but he's already inside, and the golden lock has somehow resealed the door. You shrug and return to the chapel, head over to the stairs, and descend into the crypts.
You light a torch or something and pass through a scary hall full of dead bodies, bones and stuff. It opens into a larger stone chamber, where a throne of bone has been erected! Sitting on the throne is a very large skeleton king, and there's some other undead guys here too. A demon in black robes stands off to the side, stitching together some body parts to make a monster. Everyone looks up as you enter.
The skeleton king stands up. "I am L-L-Lord Ocho," it hisses. "We have re-re-remade all muh-muh-mortals here into agents of the duh-duh-d-d-dead g-god... Balboa! Welcome to your new... your new... your new duh-duh-destiny!"
That's when you notice the golden key on a chain around Lord Ocho's neck. I think we all know where this is going.
Up to the Belfry. There's nothing of interest there... except wait! There's Gregory Vrill and his posse coming out of the mage tower!
Vrill looks at the portcullis and the blue safety shield. "Shit! Those dumb adventurers... now we're all trapped inside here. Well that's just fucking BRILLIANT." Vrill spots you above and flips you off, shaking his head in disgust.
"WAY TO GO MORONS," he yells up. "WELL I'VE GOT THE FIRST GOLD KEY. SEE YOU INSIDE YOU SAD SACKS OF SHIT." He does a double take and squints up at the belfry. "Wow there's a lot of them up there. Well, as I've always said, I prefer QUALITY over QUANTITY, heh heh. Anyway guys, let's go wrap up this module." He holds up a gold key, and heads over to Castle Greyhelm with his five other adventuring pals. In they go.
...
You race down there to try to kick his ass and steal his key, but he's already inside, and the golden lock has somehow resealed the door. You shrug and return to the chapel, head over to the stairs, and descend into the crypts.
You light a torch or something and pass through a scary hall full of dead bodies, bones and stuff. It opens into a larger stone chamber, where a throne of bone has been erected! Sitting on the throne is a very large skeleton king, and there's some other undead guys here too. A demon in black robes stands off to the side, stitching together some body parts to make a monster. Everyone looks up as you enter.
The skeleton king stands up. "I am L-L-Lord Ocho," it hisses. "We have re-re-remade all muh-muh-mortals here into agents of the duh-duh-d-d-dead g-god... Balboa! Welcome to your new... your new... your new duh-duh-destiny!"
That's when you notice the golden key on a chain around Lord Ocho's neck. I think we all know where this is going.
