Dave, Fist of Odin
Well, if nothing else, Moth's on the correct page.
That page is one of pain! Let's start by mitigating that - CLW on King Tut. BR 7, for 8hp back.
There you go, buddy! Allow me to suggest 'ranger' as a class, because they start with 2d8 at first level. I believe Rangers can be as crazy as the next fellow.
But that's only the first paragraph on the page - and for those playing along at home, the page is . . . well, let's just say the phrases 'paper cut' and 'lemon juice'. I'm not sure that really conveys the meaning as well as:
BR 16 hits, BR 5 for 8 damage. Paper cut? Lemon juice? No, Mr. Demon, Dr. Mace says ouches for you.
Eight ouches!
Then I bust a CLW on Marivhon - BR 1, for 2hp back. It's the thought, right?
That's three rounds - spell clobber spell. That's how we roll it, Fist of Odin style. Comments? Allow me to refer you to the following:
Noowwwwww . . . . .
I'm Dave, Fist of Odin and I come to represent
Sucker demon MCs all gotta repent
'Cuz the sins give no wins and no Norse favor-tism
I'm the Fist of Odin here and I bring Cataclysm
You might be all frontin' with you making a man
And O-o-o-ocho might have had a mad plan
But One Two Three and y'all gonna fall
Where's the undead? Where's his legs? Left out in the hall?
I gots a mad crew and we bring it to you
And I don't really know what you gonna do
Hell I don't know where we are - in the lobby? In the bar?
But when I jack you in the face it leaves more than a scar
Yeah, you charmed some guys. Yeah, you killed my bear.
Yeah, we took down your buddy and we don't even care
And let me tell you about round four
BR 17 and 6 for nine points more!
Peace out, Odin style.