7.18.2006
Dave, Fist of Odin
A caveman? A caveMAN? Fuck. I know what to do about that shit.
Oh. P-lyze save 12, makes it. I take 7.
I cast 'Hold Person' on the caveman. Then I drink an x-heal potion, for 13hp back.
How's O-o-o-... fuck it. How's that guy coming?
I'd dispel on Brogg and Moth, but I suspect that there's psionics, not magic, and so there would be no effect. Yes? Or are we playing that dispel magic does the deed here? I mean, I didn't see any casting, I just saw the demon put two fingers to his temple, and then -BAM- he's got some help making a Caveman.
Next round - hitpoint check? No, fuck it. Marivhon's hurt; I'll bust my Cure Serious on him. That's 4d8, right? BR says 16, +1 for the ring so 17hp back. If it's 3d8, BR says 14 +1 for 15 hp back.
Anyone else wounded? Anyone else want a piece of Dave, Fist of Odin? If the answers to those questions are both 'no thank you', I'll smack the demon again - BR 12, which hits AC 3, for (BR 6) 9 more points of clobbering.
That's my next three rounds, unless someone gets tanked before round 3.
'Hey demonic monster-making motherfucker - what's your name, buddy? Are you a soccer fan? Yes? Well, I call this move the 'penalty kick'. First you grab your nads, then I hit you in the face with my mace. Get it?'
Oh. P-lyze save 12, makes it. I take 7.
I cast 'Hold Person' on the caveman. Then I drink an x-heal potion, for 13hp back.
How's O-o-o-... fuck it. How's that guy coming?
I'd dispel on Brogg and Moth, but I suspect that there's psionics, not magic, and so there would be no effect. Yes? Or are we playing that dispel magic does the deed here? I mean, I didn't see any casting, I just saw the demon put two fingers to his temple, and then -BAM- he's got some help making a Caveman.
Next round - hitpoint check? No, fuck it. Marivhon's hurt; I'll bust my Cure Serious on him. That's 4d8, right? BR says 16, +1 for the ring so 17hp back. If it's 3d8, BR says 14 +1 for 15 hp back.
Anyone else wounded? Anyone else want a piece of Dave, Fist of Odin? If the answers to those questions are both 'no thank you', I'll smack the demon again - BR 12, which hits AC 3, for (BR 6) 9 more points of clobbering.
That's my next three rounds, unless someone gets tanked before round 3.
'Hey demonic monster-making motherfucker - what's your name, buddy? Are you a soccer fan? Yes? Well, I call this move the 'penalty kick'. First you grab your nads, then I hit you in the face with my mace. Get it?'
