Dave, Fist of Odin
?Se llama Ocho?
No.
!Te llamas Anocito!
For those playing along at home, that's 'little asshole', using both the diminutive and the familial, for a triple insult. I'd come up with something more creative, but in the heat of battle I'm kinda tapped out on the espanol. I'm the Fist of Odin, not the goddamn Translating Robot of Odin here.
And Zelba might have my soul and shit, but when you're a servant of Odin you kinda figure you're fucked on that account one way or another. Zelba, Odin - they'll figure that shit out when the time comes. Out of my hands. I just want to fuck Vrill over - not because he did us wrong - in my book, he got us out of the airport somehow, so mad props to him - I just hate that dickweed, and that's really all that it breaks down to.
First off, I turn some of these undead fuckers. Not the ones Brogg animated, of course, but the other undead dillholes.
Then - hit point check? With both what we're at, and out of how many? Thanks!
I'm either bringing in a bear, or . . . no, fuck it, after I turn I bring in a bear. Then we'll see how the woundingness is coming along, for cures or clobbering or badgers or whatnot.