7.21.2006
Caveman Bandsaw Accident Is An Okay Band Name, Maybe Not The Best, Probably Like A St. Louis Indie Scene 2 Year Group
Anaxathoraxus is like, screw this, I'm outta here. He interdimensionally travels away to some other basement.
But have you seen the last of this terrible demon tailor tastemaker?
The caveman watches his creator teleport away with a small frown. "WHATEVER. TIME TO SMASH!" He's living the caveman cliche. Except for the whole 'leg sawed off with a bandsaw', which I bet no caveman in real life or in the comics ever had done! Who says there's no new ideas out there? God, that's actually pretty exciting if you think about it. Caveman power-tool-related industrial accidents, kids. You heard it here first. Damn that's hot.
Anyway, apparently it's time to smash Schmektor. Maybe it's the shiny gold key. You're smashed for 11 hp. Someone bandage Tut, will ya?
But have you seen the last of this terrible demon tailor tastemaker?
The caveman watches his creator teleport away with a small frown. "WHATEVER. TIME TO SMASH!" He's living the caveman cliche. Except for the whole 'leg sawed off with a bandsaw', which I bet no caveman in real life or in the comics ever had done! Who says there's no new ideas out there? God, that's actually pretty exciting if you think about it. Caveman power-tool-related industrial accidents, kids. You heard it here first. Damn that's hot.
Anyway, apparently it's time to smash Schmektor. Maybe it's the shiny gold key. You're smashed for 11 hp. Someone bandage Tut, will ya?
