Schmektor:
D6 = 5, D% = 61% (I'm pretty sure that means I found 61% of nothing)
To Marivhon - "you know... I don't remember much... I was on the road to find a group of traveling performers... the next thing I know, I'm falling into a cave and I find you guys battling a giant. I don't trust giants... so I sarted swinging. You mind if I tag a long for a while?"