6.23.2006
Schmektor Vs. Black And Decker
Schmektor, nice blow. BBZZZZZZ for 12 hp... hey, you're still up! Even though a small knight just chainsawed into your thigh.
Brogg, those are some really great rolls there. But I guess it's been a while, and you don't remember what the Wand of Deconstruction was actually for. It was for owlbears. And other magical fused beasts. Not chainsaws, which are just great pieces of technology. Apparently Grisbane didn't grant you the wisdom to know the difference. Maybe because you're a Servant of Zelba now? Anyway you touch the Wand and wish real hard. Somewhere, a princess gets a pony.
Round 2 BSZZZZZZZZ Schmektor for 11, dropping him to -3. KoA Chainsaw Massacre then turns to you Brogg. Schmektor, you still get an action before you go down. But hey, Cinder's not sawed.
Moth, good thinking. The Knight has a kickass flamethrower. On an IQ check you can figure out how to use it... it's got 1d20 charges left, and each charge does 4d6 in a cone of flames. Oddly, the Knight also has a pouch containing 1d6 gp and a half-eaten pack of LifeSavers.
Brogg, those are some really great rolls there. But I guess it's been a while, and you don't remember what the Wand of Deconstruction was actually for. It was for owlbears. And other magical fused beasts. Not chainsaws, which are just great pieces of technology. Apparently Grisbane didn't grant you the wisdom to know the difference. Maybe because you're a Servant of Zelba now? Anyway you touch the Wand and wish real hard. Somewhere, a princess gets a pony.
Round 2 BSZZZZZZZZ Schmektor for 11, dropping him to -3. KoA Chainsaw Massacre then turns to you Brogg. Schmektor, you still get an action before you go down. But hey, Cinder's not sawed.
Moth, good thinking. The Knight has a kickass flamethrower. On an IQ check you can figure out how to use it... it's got 1d20 charges left, and each charge does 4d6 in a cone of flames. Oddly, the Knight also has a pouch containing 1d6 gp and a half-eaten pack of LifeSavers.
