6.18.2006
The Giant Called You A 'Loser'
Okay Renwick, spells learnt. As for the Improve Sales spells... well maybe you're right. Maybe guys like Vrill and Steve think they have to work all the angles. Your three other spells can be either first or second circle, take your pick. Gotta roll to learn them though.
Brogg, did you catch that? +3 STR.
Renwick, that's some hefty Magic Missile damage. Jonathon the Frost Giant bellows in pain.
"EEEARRRG!"
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Moth, the two other people in the kitchen with you are the other surviving members of a caravan that set out from Grito to the nearby town of Durth. You guys wanted to buy some shoes, as Grito was mostly destroyed and you heard that Durth has some good shoe stores. En route, the giants' ogre minions jumped the caravan, killed the guards and knocked you out. You awoke here in the pie. You still have all your stuff though, they didn't quite get around to taking your goods, so don't worry about that.
Long story short, their usefulness in combat depends on your alignment. If you're good, they're useless and liabilities. If not, well hey. Human(oid) meat shields. A grandmother and a dwarf cobbler who was looking for work. Right now they're cowering behind you. I guess that makes you the current meat shield. Fortunately, the giant's attention has been turned to a group of adventurers who happened to show up right at the last minute.
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Marivhon, okay, dmg noted. Brogg, well today is like your fucking BIRTHDAY. I guess that +2 works with your AC after all.
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Schmektor, today is definitely not your birthday. Well, given that you are AC 10, the giant hits you. I don't know how many hp you had, but you've got 10 less from a big ass cleaver. Guys, Schmektor's probably somewhere in the -5 vicinity, and he'd like your band-aid.
Marivhon, Renwick, Dave FoO, and Brogg... all of you make a save vs Breath Weapon as the giant hurls some boiling water at you!
"HAR HAR NOW YOUR ALL WET! LOSERS!"
Apparently giants not only aren't that funny, they also have bad spelling.
Your move.
Brogg, did you catch that? +3 STR.
Renwick, that's some hefty Magic Missile damage. Jonathon the Frost Giant bellows in pain.
"EEEARRRG!"
...
Moth, the two other people in the kitchen with you are the other surviving members of a caravan that set out from Grito to the nearby town of Durth. You guys wanted to buy some shoes, as Grito was mostly destroyed and you heard that Durth has some good shoe stores. En route, the giants' ogre minions jumped the caravan, killed the guards and knocked you out. You awoke here in the pie. You still have all your stuff though, they didn't quite get around to taking your goods, so don't worry about that.
Long story short, their usefulness in combat depends on your alignment. If you're good, they're useless and liabilities. If not, well hey. Human(oid) meat shields. A grandmother and a dwarf cobbler who was looking for work. Right now they're cowering behind you. I guess that makes you the current meat shield. Fortunately, the giant's attention has been turned to a group of adventurers who happened to show up right at the last minute.
...
Marivhon, okay, dmg noted. Brogg, well today is like your fucking BIRTHDAY. I guess that +2 works with your AC after all.
...
Schmektor, today is definitely not your birthday. Well, given that you are AC 10, the giant hits you. I don't know how many hp you had, but you've got 10 less from a big ass cleaver. Guys, Schmektor's probably somewhere in the -5 vicinity, and he'd like your band-aid.
Marivhon, Renwick, Dave FoO, and Brogg... all of you make a save vs Breath Weapon as the giant hurls some boiling water at you!
"HAR HAR NOW YOUR ALL WET! LOSERS!"
Apparently giants not only aren't that funny, they also have bad spelling.
Your move.
