6.23.2006
Brogg:
Oh shit, I hope this works...
I rush over to the Tard Cart, and getting as close as I can, I point my Wand of Deconstruction at the KoA's chainsaw.
I try to get the Chainsaw only. -From the side or something, not straight at it if the KoA is behind it. Basically, I want to be touching the Chainsaw.
A hit roll? BR:19! A Dex check? BR:5! No shit. How about a Charisma check while I am on fire? BR:3! HA HA HA HA! Oh God, I make a Con check too! BR:18 Ahhh! Noooooo, I die!
Grisbane grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference!
I rush over to the Tard Cart, and getting as close as I can, I point my Wand of Deconstruction at the KoA's chainsaw.
I try to get the Chainsaw only. -From the side or something, not straight at it if the KoA is behind it. Basically, I want to be touching the Chainsaw.
A hit roll? BR:19! A Dex check? BR:5! No shit. How about a Charisma check while I am on fire? BR:3! HA HA HA HA! Oh God, I make a Con check too! BR:18 Ahhh! Noooooo, I die!
Grisbane grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference!
