Day ?: Who's Playing?
Vrill: "Okay, now play that, and tap all of those, and play that on that guy."
Ron: "Are you sure? I mean, that guy's not too bad."
Vrill: "Look, you don't know how to play. I'm just giving you some pointers."
Ron plays a third mountain, taps all land, and Fireballs the White Knight. Then the Goblin hits you for 1.
Ron says "Hey, I'm winning! I guess that's what happens when you play against the power of Jesus."