5.15.2006
Day ?: Bad Math
"Up to 20 life? I thought you were supposed to be the brains of this operation. Sorry, but you're at 19," says Vrill.
"Okay, good draw. Actually, whats-his-chops gave you some fairly decent cards. Next round will be a big round for you. So, tap that and play that, and then tap that and that and play that. And don't forget to attack."
"Great, thanks coach!" says Ron, who plays a Sol Ring and a Grey Ogre. "Grey Ogre- well I guess you got some crap cards too."
"I kind of like him," says Ron. "He reminds me of Jesus." Ron sends the Goblin your way again, and you're down to 18.
"Okay, good draw. Actually, whats-his-chops gave you some fairly decent cards. Next round will be a big round for you. So, tap that and play that, and then tap that and that and play that. And don't forget to attack."
"Great, thanks coach!" says Ron, who plays a Sol Ring and a Grey Ogre. "Grey Ogre- well I guess you got some crap cards too."
"I kind of like him," says Ron. "He reminds me of Jesus." Ron sends the Goblin your way again, and you're down to 18.
