Day 4, Afternoon: On Jesus You might think that calling a priest's god a pussy would make him mad. Ron just smiles like he's heard it all before, and he probably has.

"Well, ha ha, no offense taken there friend. Jesus the Lord teaches that we need to turn the other cheek and love everyone, regardless of what they say or do. It's not that Jesus is just the god of love, he's the god of everything, even of your gods. Jesus is the god other gods pray to for their spells. You might not have known that, but it's here in the bible. Yes, even our friend Odin and Gris... Griswold? Grisbane. Even Grisbane."

"Water into wine was a pretty nice spell, really, that Jesus cast when the Holy Father made his Holy Son into flesh. But don't be fooled, the great god Jesus is everywhere, at every time. Odin, Grisbane, these gods are part of the temporal domain. And Jesus sayeth, 'Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's', just like I could say 'Render unto Odin what is Odin's'. Jesus was dead for three days... but which three? Origen the Father said that he was dead for any three days. I prefer to believe he was dead for every three days, meaning that the great god Jesus is ever-present even here in the airport."

Seeing your confusion, Ron tries to clarify. "It makes more sense when you realize that Jesus the God is actually the Holy Trinity, consisting of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."

Vrill yawns. "Let's get going before, uh, we have a little jihad here, okay?"  ¶ 11:57 PM