5.16.2006
Dave, Fist of Odin
Hmm.
Greg, I certainly have proven myself a man of action. I mean, I'm the fucking FIST of Odin here - no stranger to the clobbering.
But first off, if I'm going to clobber someone, I just do it. I don't say 'Hey there, I think I might be about to clobber you. Are you ready? Do you need a moment?'
And secondly, being dead has given me a certain amount of perspective. Sometimes, a little talking can avoid the other person getting hurt. Which doesn't make any difference to me one way or the other, really, but if they run, then I have to chase, and I'm wearing a fucking suit of plate mail, here.
Being dead has made me tired, dig?
So hey there - gatekeeper. I'm Dave, the Fist of Odin. How's your day? Here's the scoop. We've got to get through that door, so we're going through that door, and there's bad mojo and things we have to fix beyond it. Sure, you look like a man of action - or at least, resignation - so what I'm asking, is what'll it take to get through there? We're kind of on a timeline here, and I'd rather get this taken care of here and now. You overheard what I said just now? About being tired? Yeah. Being dead's a bitch, ain't it?
[and just an aside - if shit ends up going down - first I bring in a bear, then I begin clobbering. I might have some lag.]
Greg, I certainly have proven myself a man of action. I mean, I'm the fucking FIST of Odin here - no stranger to the clobbering.
But first off, if I'm going to clobber someone, I just do it. I don't say 'Hey there, I think I might be about to clobber you. Are you ready? Do you need a moment?'
And secondly, being dead has given me a certain amount of perspective. Sometimes, a little talking can avoid the other person getting hurt. Which doesn't make any difference to me one way or the other, really, but if they run, then I have to chase, and I'm wearing a fucking suit of plate mail, here.
Being dead has made me tired, dig?
So hey there - gatekeeper. I'm Dave, the Fist of Odin. How's your day? Here's the scoop. We've got to get through that door, so we're going through that door, and there's bad mojo and things we have to fix beyond it. Sure, you look like a man of action - or at least, resignation - so what I'm asking, is what'll it take to get through there? We're kind of on a timeline here, and I'd rather get this taken care of here and now. You overheard what I said just now? About being tired? Yeah. Being dead's a bitch, ain't it?
[and just an aside - if shit ends up going down - first I bring in a bear, then I begin clobbering. I might have some lag.]
