4.18.2006
Day 1, Evening: Introducing Carlos L.M.
Brogg, you buy the backpack of holding. It’s an ‘Eddie Bauer’. Unfortunately, no one really seems to know where the internet café is, when you ask random people. Roll CHA for me.
Cinder, okay, you head into the food court bathrooms. You follow some shady guys into a huge bathroom stall, that opens up into a dark tunnel. They go down some stairs, and into a dimly lit room which seems to be operating as a crazy bazaar. Slaves and artifacts are for sale, for instance. Holding court here and making sure everything goes smooth is the lichlord Balfagor. Here are some example items for sale in your price range you might be interested in:
Scroll of 4 random spells, 2000 gp
Flying carpet, 6000 gp
Ring of invisibility, 4000 gp
Slave, 100 gp
Crystals to forge into a sword to add +1, 3500 gp
Clockwork bird, 400 gp
Iron horse, 700 gp
Poison (adds 1d20 damage for 3 hits), 300 gp
Potion of regeneration (1 hp/round for 1d100 rounds), 600 gp
Buy what you like or talk to whom you like. There’s definitely business deals going on here that seem to involve the entire Hello.
…
Up in terminal Y, when you get there, Cinder has some words with the carbuncle. The carbuncle just blinks a couple times, and says: “Hey you should probably know my gem is pretty valuable. It’s worth 5000 gp. You might even be able to get ten thou…”
I’m Carlos L.M.
Droppin’ beats on the scene
Like I was bombin Baghdad
Gonna wipe the slate clean
Such professional skills
Ain’t neverfore been ob-seen
Cuz Car-los is ‘The Carl’
And L.M.’s ‘Love Machine’
A ruby so red
Like that stuck in yo’ head
Gonna rap these fools dead
Spittin words, I spit lead
Sucka, it’s you that I rule
You shoulda stayed in school, fool
I got the technique and the tool
To get this car-BLING-kule’s jewel!
This gem is truly outrageous!
Like my rhymes are contagious!
And my style courageous!
The carbunkle’s jewel is fantasious!
A lizard man from term Y
You gonna taste all my wrath
My rhymes make you cry
Chain-Rhyming-Bolt like I’m Slath
And now what have we here?
Roll init and I win
So I pull out my spear
And round one just begin.
A gift from the chieftain
And third ed so it’s ‘keen’
Grab a d20 and roll
And I roll an 18.
Cause it’s keen that’s a crit,
Take 10 points as I take control.
Hittin you for the ‘bunkle
Rollin’ 18s? How I roll.
Carlos L.M. the lizard man hits you Cinder with his spear and his lyricism for 10 hp. There are a couple other lizard men here.
(And properly, 'carbuncle' has two c's, no k's. FYI.)
Cinder, okay, you head into the food court bathrooms. You follow some shady guys into a huge bathroom stall, that opens up into a dark tunnel. They go down some stairs, and into a dimly lit room which seems to be operating as a crazy bazaar. Slaves and artifacts are for sale, for instance. Holding court here and making sure everything goes smooth is the lichlord Balfagor. Here are some example items for sale in your price range you might be interested in:
Scroll of 4 random spells, 2000 gp
Flying carpet, 6000 gp
Ring of invisibility, 4000 gp
Slave, 100 gp
Crystals to forge into a sword to add +1, 3500 gp
Clockwork bird, 400 gp
Iron horse, 700 gp
Poison (adds 1d20 damage for 3 hits), 300 gp
Potion of regeneration (1 hp/round for 1d100 rounds), 600 gp
Buy what you like or talk to whom you like. There’s definitely business deals going on here that seem to involve the entire Hello.
…
Up in terminal Y, when you get there, Cinder has some words with the carbuncle. The carbuncle just blinks a couple times, and says: “Hey you should probably know my gem is pretty valuable. It’s worth 5000 gp. You might even be able to get ten thou…”
I’m Carlos L.M.
Droppin’ beats on the scene
Like I was bombin Baghdad
Gonna wipe the slate clean
Such professional skills
Ain’t neverfore been ob-seen
Cuz Car-los is ‘The Carl’
And L.M.’s ‘Love Machine’
A ruby so red
Like that stuck in yo’ head
Gonna rap these fools dead
Spittin words, I spit lead
Sucka, it’s you that I rule
You shoulda stayed in school, fool
I got the technique and the tool
To get this car-BLING-kule’s jewel!
This gem is truly outrageous!
Like my rhymes are contagious!
And my style courageous!
The carbunkle’s jewel is fantasious!
A lizard man from term Y
You gonna taste all my wrath
My rhymes make you cry
Chain-Rhyming-Bolt like I’m Slath
And now what have we here?
Roll init and I win
So I pull out my spear
And round one just begin.
A gift from the chieftain
And third ed so it’s ‘keen’
Grab a d20 and roll
And I roll an 18.
Cause it’s keen that’s a crit,
Take 10 points as I take control.
Hittin you for the ‘bunkle
Rollin’ 18s? How I roll.
Carlos L.M. the lizard man hits you Cinder with his spear and his lyricism for 10 hp. There are a couple other lizard men here.
(And properly, 'carbuncle' has two c's, no k's. FYI.)
