Dave, Fist of Odin
All right - I cast Detect Magic to see if I've got the mojo. If that works, I bring in a Love Elemental to:
a) make sure I've still got the 3rd level Mojo
b) see if I can summon stuff here
c) entertain the crowd:
(Beat-boxing for a minute, then summoning...)
Now....
My name's Dave, and I'm the Fist of Odin
And this is Ms. Love come to give you a spin
We're looking for a chap by the name of Vrill
'Cuz we lookin for a book and get it on we will
Ms Love got the dancin with the moves that are fine
And we hope that this morning y'all be feelin divine
Or at least as happy as bots and dead can be
It's a Poppies book we searchin for in terminal B
Now if this lady wants to give you a kiss
I don't care if you're just metal why you wanna resist?
And you say that you're dead? Hell we all are too
But that don't stop us doin' what we gotta do
So help a brother out. Hey you got any beans?
Any clues from the dead guys or from the machines?
We just adventurers on a little break
And I'm Dave, Fist of Odin
Yeah, the Fist of Odin
Word up, the Fist of Odin, don't you make no mistake!
While I'm rhymin', I look at the crowd. Anyone look like they recognize the name Vrill, or the reference to the Book of Poppies? Or even terminal B?