Brogg:
Damned Donkey of Death!
That fumble was the last mistake you'll ever make! BR:7.
AC:5? Hmm. 8 points if so.
And for
my round, BR:20! Ha Hah ha ha ahahaa ha! You're Undead glue, buddy! You are Zombie Dog food! Ha! 18 points of damage!
Oh, and I chug a Potion of X-tra Healing for 15. Wow, how nice.