3.30.2006
Sausage Fest
Dave, keep your 100 gp. Renwick's been sported. Read a post called 'Sport' for details. As for calls on the mace and shield, you mean from the dwarf priest of the Dwarf God? Yeah, those radiate magic. Actually, Dave, cross off that 100 gp, that'll pay for identification. You can get your shit ID'd at Master Steve's Ye Potione Guilde. The mace is straight up +1, the shield is also +1, +2 vs. stone creatures. If you want to liquidate, the mace'll fetch 500 gp, the shield 600 gp.
The Griffon's Claw is happy to entertain you and your gps. Cross off however much you'd like to spend.
Marivhon, you demolish Gregolas in Magic. He manages to dink you a couple times with his Thallid Shooter. "17 life. That's bullshit. Hey Greetles, lemme borrow a couple of your biz-nastee Magic cards, huh? I got a word on my brain and that word is PAYBACK." Greetles skeptically hands over a leather-bound binder full of 1st edition cards, and he and Gregolas bicker back and forth about what Gregolas can use until Gregolas finally throws up his hands and says "Aw man, just forget it... no I don't want no Ornithopter. You never play with these cards anyway, what's the f-in point of having them if you ain't gonna have fun?" Greetles cleans his glasses and puts his cards away.
Gregolas laughs way too hard when he hears about that shield. "Nasty, bro. Remind me not to smoke down before I battle you gladiator-style. Hey, can I borrow 80 gp? Best Buy has this TiVo sale going on right now. You know I'm good for it, and you can have some extra space on the hard drive, as long as you ain't DLing crap like that... shit, what's that movie I'm thinking of? There's like this big ass dog, he's like Mozart or something. There's like a million of those movies. Shit, maybe we should just embargo all dog movies. Except Old Yeller, that movie is fuckin' sad." Gregolas likes that word. "Em-bar-go. That's a crazy word. Actually, if I can borrow 85 gp, I'll pick up a brick of Heiney's and we'll get this party started. You know any chicks we could invite over? They'll totally love the TiVo, chicks like shit like that. I mean, you guys are cool and all, we've been all over the world having totally crazy adventures, but this is like a sausage fest."
The Griffon's Claw is happy to entertain you and your gps. Cross off however much you'd like to spend.
Marivhon, you demolish Gregolas in Magic. He manages to dink you a couple times with his Thallid Shooter. "17 life. That's bullshit. Hey Greetles, lemme borrow a couple of your biz-nastee Magic cards, huh? I got a word on my brain and that word is PAYBACK." Greetles skeptically hands over a leather-bound binder full of 1st edition cards, and he and Gregolas bicker back and forth about what Gregolas can use until Gregolas finally throws up his hands and says "Aw man, just forget it... no I don't want no Ornithopter. You never play with these cards anyway, what's the f-in point of having them if you ain't gonna have fun?" Greetles cleans his glasses and puts his cards away.
Gregolas laughs way too hard when he hears about that shield. "Nasty, bro. Remind me not to smoke down before I battle you gladiator-style. Hey, can I borrow 80 gp? Best Buy has this TiVo sale going on right now. You know I'm good for it, and you can have some extra space on the hard drive, as long as you ain't DLing crap like that... shit, what's that movie I'm thinking of? There's like this big ass dog, he's like Mozart or something. There's like a million of those movies. Shit, maybe we should just embargo all dog movies. Except Old Yeller, that movie is fuckin' sad." Gregolas likes that word. "Em-bar-go. That's a crazy word. Actually, if I can borrow 85 gp, I'll pick up a brick of Heiney's and we'll get this party started. You know any chicks we could invite over? They'll totally love the TiVo, chicks like shit like that. I mean, you guys are cool and all, we've been all over the world having totally crazy adventures, but this is like a sausage fest."
