Brogg:
Man, I feel pretty bad about Mike the Zombie 1k not having any weapons or armor. I'll get him a suit of leather when we get to Port Fflar, maybe a black suit with red flames... -And a cool helmet with horns or something. I also give him my Magic Chainsaw +1. I tell him that it's sort of like a Broadsword, and
Unearthed Arcana says that he can use one of those. It has 17 charges left.
Yeah, you look pretty badassed now, Mike the Zombie 1k.
I spend the next few days before the Cold Cut Collective taking the public transportation between Port Fflar and Fflar Heights, writing lyrics on my notepad. -Thinking about the two worlds and stuff.
I'll drop a C-note on Mike the Zombie 1k's
armor and our lodging.