12.14.2005
Turtles And Rainbows
Well Marivhon, I've never heard of Le Parkour, but in the UK what you're talking about is called Freestyle Walking. So okay, you take that as one of your NWPs. No magic halberds for sale, anywhere here. And besides, proficiency in halberd? Are you high? Ha ha, monks can't use halberds! We're trying to run a realistic game here Marivhon. Realistic. Try bo staff.
Potions of healing are 250 gp for 1d8+2, and 550 gp for 2d8+4 apiece. Buy whatcha like. The elf at the Potion Guild counter gives you a snide 'oh great, more potions of healing, how original' kind of look, like you walked into a wine store and loudly wondered where the Sutter Home is at. Given his and your respective career choices though, you think he's hardly in a place to be such a dick about it.
Brogg, are you talking about selling the dancing music box thing you guys found in the mirror world? 5000 gps.
Dave FoO, finding an old mac is okay, for 100 gp, but Marathon you can only get on eBay and it's going for a cool 60 gp.
Marivhon, Brogg, and Dave FoO, there are Churches to both Grisbane and all the Norse deities here. That's where you guys special trained. (Or is it 'trained specially'? No, that sounds lame.) Still if you want, you can go out and do some street preaching. It goes okay. People are more condusive to the 'ragnarok is coming' kind of message over the 'turtles and rainbows' message.
Any other side business to take care of first? And yeah, Marivhon's got a map to some Arena. It's about two weeks away.
Gregolas spends his time playing his new game. For a while Mike the zombie sits there and watches it, but after a few times when Gregolas yells out "Yeah, take that zombie bitches! Zombie biz-natches!", and then Gregolas explains (again) what the game is about, Mike frowns and wanders around the room. He does that for three months, giving you ample reason to GTFO and go train from dawn to dusk.
Gregolas says "Shiz, yo, but I can't understand what's going on in this game! I mean, zombies, check, got my vinyl and my... I think that's a DJ bag, that icon there. See, it's like a rectangle with a strap. But I don't read Chinese. No wait, sorry, this shit is Korean. I don't read Korean. None of you picked up a little Korean in your training or anything, you know, help a brother out, just speak up if you can understand any of that shit in that little box down there. See, I'm talking to the shopkeeper and he's all ching-chang," yes, Gregolas uses the phrase 'ching-chang', unfortunately, "he's all like talking this crazy stuff. I took this down to the library to use that computer there, it's got like this translation software. 'Yahoo Comprehend Languages beta' or something. But it didn't make any sense. Check it out, I mean, obviously I'm in a shoe store, hooking up the fat sneaks. Can't be perpin', gotta sport the Nikes to go with the visor I got from the last boss. I think perpin makes your FASH drop by like 5 points. Anyway Yahoo CL tells me what this guy is saying is 'I grab the money foot'. I'm not even sure if that's a question or not, feel me here? 'Grab the money foot.' But you know what? I love this fucking game. Shit yeah I'm gonna grab the money foot. Let's do it, Mr. Shoes! I'm a busy man, gotta spin at that hot new club and then bust some zombie biz-ass! Hella smackdown from the beat I provide." Gregolas goes quiet and gets back to the game.
Potions of healing are 250 gp for 1d8+2, and 550 gp for 2d8+4 apiece. Buy whatcha like. The elf at the Potion Guild counter gives you a snide 'oh great, more potions of healing, how original' kind of look, like you walked into a wine store and loudly wondered where the Sutter Home is at. Given his and your respective career choices though, you think he's hardly in a place to be such a dick about it.
Brogg, are you talking about selling the dancing music box thing you guys found in the mirror world? 5000 gps.
Dave FoO, finding an old mac is okay, for 100 gp, but Marathon you can only get on eBay and it's going for a cool 60 gp.
Marivhon, Brogg, and Dave FoO, there are Churches to both Grisbane and all the Norse deities here. That's where you guys special trained. (Or is it 'trained specially'? No, that sounds lame.) Still if you want, you can go out and do some street preaching. It goes okay. People are more condusive to the 'ragnarok is coming' kind of message over the 'turtles and rainbows' message.
Any other side business to take care of first? And yeah, Marivhon's got a map to some Arena. It's about two weeks away.
Gregolas spends his time playing his new game. For a while Mike the zombie sits there and watches it, but after a few times when Gregolas yells out "Yeah, take that zombie bitches! Zombie biz-natches!", and then Gregolas explains (again) what the game is about, Mike frowns and wanders around the room. He does that for three months, giving you ample reason to GTFO and go train from dawn to dusk.
Gregolas says "Shiz, yo, but I can't understand what's going on in this game! I mean, zombies, check, got my vinyl and my... I think that's a DJ bag, that icon there. See, it's like a rectangle with a strap. But I don't read Chinese. No wait, sorry, this shit is Korean. I don't read Korean. None of you picked up a little Korean in your training or anything, you know, help a brother out, just speak up if you can understand any of that shit in that little box down there. See, I'm talking to the shopkeeper and he's all ching-chang," yes, Gregolas uses the phrase 'ching-chang', unfortunately, "he's all like talking this crazy stuff. I took this down to the library to use that computer there, it's got like this translation software. 'Yahoo Comprehend Languages beta' or something. But it didn't make any sense. Check it out, I mean, obviously I'm in a shoe store, hooking up the fat sneaks. Can't be perpin', gotta sport the Nikes to go with the visor I got from the last boss. I think perpin makes your FASH drop by like 5 points. Anyway Yahoo CL tells me what this guy is saying is 'I grab the money foot'. I'm not even sure if that's a question or not, feel me here? 'Grab the money foot.' But you know what? I love this fucking game. Shit yeah I'm gonna grab the money foot. Let's do it, Mr. Shoes! I'm a busy man, gotta spin at that hot new club and then bust some zombie biz-ass! Hella smackdown from the beat I provide." Gregolas goes quiet and gets back to the game.
