That's Not Possible!!
Marivhon, Vrill strains his neck just a little in a failed attempt to look up at you. He says: "Marivhon, my lad. Did you ever wonder... about your...
father?"
"You're a half-elf. Did you know your dad- your
real dad? Did you ever wonder where you got that high IQ but low WI? Where your human blood came from? Your
love of border collies? And why I never attacked you? You were completely untouched by my powerful Fireball."
"That's right, Marivhon. It's true. I hesitated to tell you, as you seemed happy with your surrogate family and your career choice. But it's time I told you this. I, Gregory Vrill, I am...
your father. Now you need to decide if you're the kind of son... who can commit...
patricide. I'm sure you'll make the right choice...
son."