12.08.2005
Mike Votes With His Stomach
Okay Cinder, you pick Vrill's pocket. I mean, the guy has 0 hp, covered in blood, you've had hands and swords to his neck, and you just saw him cry. Are you really worried about him catching you stealing from him?
Anyway, you deftly reach into his pouch. You find a keyring with two keys, 6 pp, 2 gp, and another one of Vrill's business cards. This one is a little more professional and reads:
Gregory Vrill, Burghermeister of Grito
Former Guildmaster, Grito Potion Guild
CEO of Vrill and Co. Owlbears Etc.
Senior Partner, Church of Grisbane Grito Development Project
Mike the zombie looks at Vrill and gives a weird, creepy grin. "Brains..." drones Mike 1K.
"Wait, what?" says Vrill, horrified. "You're letting a zombie cast a deciding vote on a man's life? Hey, there's a lot of villagers right over there. Maybe we should have a trial by jury or something at least."
The Grito guard walks up. No no, that's not the one single guard who patrols all of Grito. It's actually about fifteen guys with weapons drawn. "NICE DAY, CITIZEN," he says. "DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGHERMEISTER."
Anyway, you deftly reach into his pouch. You find a keyring with two keys, 6 pp, 2 gp, and another one of Vrill's business cards. This one is a little more professional and reads:
Gregory Vrill, Burghermeister of Grito
Former Guildmaster, Grito Potion Guild
CEO of Vrill and Co. Owlbears Etc.
Senior Partner, Church of Grisbane Grito Development Project
Mike the zombie looks at Vrill and gives a weird, creepy grin. "Brains..." drones Mike 1K.
"Wait, what?" says Vrill, horrified. "You're letting a zombie cast a deciding vote on a man's life? Hey, there's a lot of villagers right over there. Maybe we should have a trial by jury or something at least."
The Grito guard walks up. No no, that's not the one single guard who patrols all of Grito. It's actually about fifteen guys with weapons drawn. "NICE DAY, CITIZEN," he says. "DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGHERMEISTER."
