Marivhon
Alright, I run at the little guy jump over his head, do a backflip off the wall behind him twist.. and land facing him. BR 7 dex 17. "hey buddy not bad.....heard better though....you should come meet some guys. You want some treasure eh?...well you should probably get some potions....here's 500 gold for 2 potions of healing." (d8+1) "oh and my name's Marivhon... Whats yours?"
so we get him some shit and uh we go....
"So have you fought giant spiders before?......it's cool...maybe you should borrow a magic dagger from someone or something ok?...any questions?