Dave, Fist of Odin
Double-Damages the thief twice? Not on my watch. I interpose, with my mace.
BR 14, hits AC 3. BR 5, for 8 damage.
And then, if I missed a round - or if I miss a round in the future:
BR 10, hits AC 7. Ummm. BR 2, for 5 damage, if it matters.
I say we fight all these motherfuckers, and then take on 4-arms!
What's my name?
Fist of Odin!
Dave, Fist of Odin;
What's my game?
C-L-Obberin
Clob-clob-cl-clobberin!
Well, maybe not my best work.