Dave, Fist of Odin
Aha. Got it. I get my armor restored. I've got two +1 maces, one that degrades armor, a potion of handsomeness, and gloves of the mime. Sweet! I'll update my 'stuff' list - I'd like to get some more healing potions. How much for d8+1, or 2d8+3? Is there a temple to Odin in town? If not, I'm going to generate some buzz, get the word about Odin out on the street, that sort of thing. Maybe that's part of my special training, actually.
And when I'm not beat-boxing, or rapping, or training, or shit like that, I'm going to find an old Mac with 'Marathon' on it, and shoot some Pfhor. God, I hate those aliens.