The Rules Determined That Cinder Takes 5 hp From The Bugbear's Morningstar
Yes, but around here, we have something called
rules. Just like Marivhon complained about on the OOG channel, we don't want to present a bad face to the world here. Our game, and our compliance with the norms, mores, standards, and
rules of Dungeons and Dragons are exposed for the world wide web and the blogosphere to see.
God I sound just like Gregory Vrill.
Anyway, okay, what I was looking for was 1) an attempt to disbelieve, and 2) a roll showing whether or not you succeeded. You succeeded, and rush up to join Cinder in the latest fracas in Descent into Depths! You tag a bugbear with your magic sword. He gets pissed and dinks you with his morningstar for 4 hp.
While we're taking care of the combat, Brogg, another bugbear misses you, and Cinder, a bugbear hits you for 5 hp.
Over on the table, near the blueprints, a red telephone begins to ring.
Brrring.