Dave, Fist of Odin So . . . we're in it
All up on Vrill's ass
And we're passing out damage
'Cuz 'bitch' is his main class

We all pimpin'
In the bugbear mode
But you know that we rock
And that he smokes the choad

Over here
We got Broggtorious Brogg
He's a half-orc priest of Grisbane
And you ain't nothin' but a dog

To my left
I give you Cinder the thief
And he'll show you his broadsword
You ain't getting no relief

Now Marivhon
He kicks it monk style
He's lawful evil, baby,
So he smacks you with a smile

And me?
See this platemail? See this mace?
I'm Dave, Fist of Odin
(Dave, Fist of Odin!)
Yeah I'm Dave, Fist of Odin
And I'm all up in your face

We got the pain
And we're bringing it your way
And you goin' down, sucka
Do you hear what I say?

What I say, to remind everyone, is a BR 20 to hit Vrill, BR 4 for damage, up to 5 'cuz it's a mace, up to 6 'cuz I got Clobbering as a skill, up to 7 for magic, doubled to 14.

I believe that my rhyme skilz and my clobbering skilz are perfectly aligned.  ¶ 9:03 PM