After All You've Been Through, Three Bugbears Shouldn't Be So Hard
Brogg, are you using the white sword or the chainsaw? It doesn't matter though, as your bonus is +1 in either case. Okay, you smack Bugbear 2 for some damage.
Marivhon, whoops. Don't worry though, Bugbear 2 rolls a 6 and misses you on the fumble. He then misses Cinder with a 5.
Brogg, Bugbear 3 gets a 20! He pumps his fist and slams his morningstar into your chest for 12 hp!
Dave FoO, you shriek in fear and pain as the illusionary flames burn you horribly. You imagine your skin crisping and flaking off in big sheets, and fall to the ground pretending to smoulder, trying to stop, drop, and roll. The red dragon's not done with you yet. You look up and see a giant dragon foot coming down- the dragon stomps on you, and stomps you again. You take 15 hp of real damage, change your briefs, and head over to the bugbear room.